From what I remember, being single sucked when:
1. You go to dinner with a group of co-workers and friends and a guy you dated is there with a date of his own.
2. New Years Eve is spent at a concert, standing room only, by yourself because your friend gets into an argument with her cheating boyfriend and she needs to stay home to curse him out on the phone.
3. Men who want to take you out on Valentine's Day aren't men you are attracted to so you decline the invitation.
4. You keep meeting men online who misrepresent themselves in the pictures they post on the internet. Such a waste of time.
5. A one night stand couldn't even be a 30 minute stand because he had erectile disfunction.
6.The guy you thought you had a connection with had a very small penis. Size DOES matter!
7. Men lie about being a father or lie about the number of children they actually have.
8. Men behave as if chivalry is dead.
1. You go to dinner with a group of co-workers and friends and a guy you dated is there with a date of his own.
2. New Years Eve is spent at a concert, standing room only, by yourself because your friend gets into an argument with her cheating boyfriend and she needs to stay home to curse him out on the phone.
3. Men who want to take you out on Valentine's Day aren't men you are attracted to so you decline the invitation.
4. You keep meeting men online who misrepresent themselves in the pictures they post on the internet. Such a waste of time.
5. A one night stand couldn't even be a 30 minute stand because he had erectile disfunction.
6.The guy you thought you had a connection with had a very small penis. Size DOES matter!
7. Men lie about being a father or lie about the number of children they actually have.
8. Men behave as if chivalry is dead.
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